Mark Wahlberg is probably the only human being alive that can actually pull off a farmer's tan.
The "Transformers" star is having a very warm, beachside Christmas in Barbados with his wife Rhea and their kids. He was cruising around without a shirt, and not only does he look great with the infamous tan, he's completely jacked and rocking a six-pack during the month when most of us gorge ourselves stupid.
Wahlberg's also an avid golfer, so there's a good chance it's not a farmer's tan, but a golfer's tan.
Bottom line: We're still struggling to breathe from eating an entire box of peppermint bark, and Mark Wahlberg is winning at everything.
Time to hit the gym ... next week.